Thursday, September 30, 2010

Steampunk X men

morning links

7 priceless works of art ruined by staggering acts of idiocy
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time 3DS new screenshots.
5 most embarrassing music genres today
16 year old girl geek creates website that goes on to be used by the UK government to cut energy usage

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

This is funny you should watch it

Evening Links

Very Funny Admin...
Oh Google, you so racist.
How magnets really work
....What's this all about?
Command and Conquer Red Alert 1 is back in action
Don't piss off Ghandi, seriously.
"Hi son I'm using your money again..."
A History of zombies in video games.
6 Iconic jobs that are going away forever
If movie characters didn't make horrible decisions

R.I.P Greg Giraldo

"If they cremate Greg Giraldo will that be the Roast of Greg Giraldo?" - Gilbert Gottfried
edited: now with video!


Domino's pizza is starting to offer breakfast pizzas.

Isn't it ironic?

Nestlé plans to launch new line of foods that help combat the health related problems caused by their other line of foods. Link

Bacon Kevin Bacon

Artist Mike Lahue created a bust of Kevin Bacon out of....bacon!

Why, you ask?

Well, they ask, “Why not?”

Actually, there is a good reason. The bust is going up for sale on eBay this afternoon to benefit Ashley’s Team, a group that helps children with cancer and their families.

92 years later...

The first world war officially ends this sunday ...wait what?

morning links

How could George Lucas ruin Star Wars any more? Oh yeah, by rereleasing all 6 movies in 3D.
If celebrities used their real names
I'm not surprised this guy goes by "Richard"
Cee-lo Green's "Fuck You" covered by an NES
The Incredibly Depressing  Mega Millions Lottery Simulator!
Getting closer to the robot apocalypse every day.
Man leaves porn torrent downloading over night.
Steampunk Professor X wheelchair curiosly missing steampunk Professor X.

[xkcd above]

Early morning

Damn dude you've got some crazy hai... wait wtf?

Friday, September 10, 2010

I'll just leave this here.

The madam opened the brothel door in Elko County, Nevada, and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

"May I help you sir?" she asked.

"I want to see Valerie," the man replied.

"Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.

"No, I must see Valerie," he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $10,000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row, as she was so very expensive. There were no discounts and the price was still $10,000.

The gentleman did not blink an eye. Again, he pulled out a wad of cash, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night, the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, maybe a record in the history of brothels in Nevada, which date back into the early 1800's. But without hesitation, he paid Valerie the ten grand and off they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

The man replied, "Billings, Montana."

"Really," she said. "I have family in Billings."

"I know," the man said. "I regret to tell you, but your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $30,000 inheritance."

The moral of the story… Three things in life are certain:

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

Tourette's guy singing REM "Losing my religion"

couple of links

US appeals court upholds EULA. End of digital resale market as we know it imminent.
Ten most epic video game controller commands ever.
Why don't they go build one in Islam?

This is funny. Watch it.

Stupid goalkeeper

  I was all like المغرب الفاسي - الجيش الملكي ضربة جزاء غريبة
Then I was like يضحك بصوت ع

Well played Iran

He's right though, we should burn Facebook.

This didn't anger me so much as confuse me.

Always on duty

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Silly birds, guitar is for humans.

Important news everyone!

Conan O'brien announced the title of his new show!

Also: did you read the title in Professor Farnsworth's voice?

New Cee Lo Green Video

Cee Lo Green follows up his viral prevideo with the actual video. The single drops October 4th; The Lady Killer hits December 7th.
If this goes down you can watch it here.